[Travis McGee]

[Jeff Head]

Amen, my friend. They can never, ever have that.

And deep inside, they know it. And that is what really gets under their skin and drives them to the lengths...and madness...that they resort to.

THE PROGRESSIVE/LIBERAL TRAIN WRECK

[Portcall24]

The second one says it all. The only thing missing is the guy who wants to marry his great dane.

[ArrogantBustard]

[Portcall24]

Sorry, I spoke to soon. Here’s a guy that will be asking to marry his couch. The title is, “Hotel worker who had sex with a SOFA gets suspended sentence and porn ban”

Here’s the link to article at Daily Mail:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2348953/Wisconsin-hotel-worker-sex-sofa-gets-suspended-sentence-porn-ban.html