“an ethical company blah blah blah as such blah blah blah some self-serving bullsh1t our lawyers wrote up under the supervision of the federal diversity advisors blah important to us yadda yadda we know nobody gives a rat’s @ss and we sure don’t but we know a media wave when we see it and aim to ride it.”
Amen to that! You surely know how to turn a phrase!
What the Ching-changs bought was not merely the Smithfield brand, but I think it included Morrell, Ball Park franks, and a raft of other items and brands, none of which will ever grace MY table again.