The late afternoon sun in Berlin is much brighter than it used to be because of global warming. Which was caused by George Bush.
The Berlin Sun hates Communists, remember the joke from “The Lives of Others”?
One morning, while General Secretary Erich Honecker is doing his exercises on his balcony, the sun calls out to him and says: “Good morning, Herr Honecker!”
Amazed, Honecker tells his Politburo about it at a meeting a few hours later. They all head over to his house to see what’s going on.
At noon, while they’re all assembled on the balcony, the sun addresses him once more: “Good day, Herr Honecker!” The General Secretary and Politburo spend the rest of the day talking about the miracle until the sun is just about to disappear beyond the horizon.
This time, however, it remains silent. “Sun,” Honecker calls out. “You greeted me in the morning and at noon, so why not in the evening?” The sun replies: “Screw you, I’m in the West now!”