I totally agree with where you are going. Any and everything. Not happy with Rush lately but I have to defer to his wisdom. Illustrate absurdity by the absurd.
File suits against the school based on fear their car name could mentally traumatize a child and lead to violence.
I am dead serious. If a pic of a gun is grounds to arrest a kid and imprison him, so is a word ‘like’ a gun. Or a chewed pop tart.
Hire the damn lawyer instead of helping fund the football team and sue.
Car names that are related to guns.
http://www.thehighroad.org/archive/index.php/t-331310.html
If I had the money (and a kid in school), I’d be wandering around the parking lot with a lawyer.
Zero tolerance - right, folks?