LOL, here we are, the denial and argument. evasion, and distraction and justifications and salami slicing.
By the way “Midwesterners” aren’t a single, baptized, church denomination, and I don’t know what that has to do with the Catholic vote and it’s effect on the future of conservatism and America as the left patiently waits for Catholics and mass Catholic immigration to turn states like Texas and to give democrats total control of national politics.
No denial, no argument, no evasion, no distraction: just a fact here that doesn't fit into your template.
To dodge and weave, I'll say, evasively: "A Nice Day Have You!"