[Slyfox]

Today I got a call from a supposedly children's cancer fund. She said, "Can't you just put $20.00 in an envelope to bring joy to a child with cancer?"

I told her I had never heard of her fund and then I asked her if it was like The Human Fund. She no, they just deal with children with cancer.

I said, well it sounds like a load of crap to me.

I hate liars.

[VideoDoctor]

Forced to defend themselves with phones that they use as weapons instead of being ALLOWED to have real weapons.

The NY state of mind makes one wonder.

[sten]

‘struggling’ in the ‘aftermath’ of hurricane sandy? wtf??

seriously, that cat-1 storm was last year. get over it and stop trying to milk the govt teet

on second thought, maybe we should be begging for govt handouts to recover from Andrea, last week.
/sarc

[skr]

No UPS truck, time to call the police.

[Haiku Guy]

Authorities Do Not Believe The Attempted Break-In Was Part Of A Pattern

There was at least one more push in fake FedEx robbery last week. The homeowner slammed the gunman's arm in the door, causing him to drop his gun. A ten year old kid in the house picked up the gun and fired through the door. The robbers fled.

[Reeses]

descriptions of the trio have been too vague to report.

That's leftist code for black.