It was the criminal’s gun. He slammed the door on the criminal’s arm causing the miscreant to drop the gun.
“It was the criminal’s gun. He slammed the door on the criminal’s arm causing the miscreant to drop the gun.”
I know. But what you just described is an illegal transfer to a minor.
It’s hard to joke by being absurd. Anti-gunner lawmakers criminalize the very things we just joked about.