Raccoon?
Does he have bags under his eyes?
translation: Arianna is out shopping for a TV gig
road kill
Now you got your dead cat and you got your dead dog, on a moonlight night you got your dead toad frog. Got your dead rabbit and your dead raccoon, the blood and the guts they’re gonna make you swoon. You got your dead skunk, dead skunk in the middle of the road...stinkin’ to high heaven. All over the road...Technicolor, man! —Loudon Wainwright III