[The Antiyuppie]

“So, they’re trying to beat the Weiner.”

He’s going to face some stiff opposition.

They write themselves, don’t they?

This idiot needs to just disappear from public view - all of him.

[Army Air Corps]

Yes, the jokes do write themselves. I mean, if you are going to take photographs of your wedding tackle and send them via text message, then make sure that your surname is not appropriately amusing in the context of your actions.