“The Nuclear Crusade”
Plan of action:
North Africa- back to the French. Everything gets knocked down and we get a new Club Med. The Arabs can move south or into the Arabian peninsula.
Afghanistan- Neuter all males and then seal the passes in and out with nukes.
The various stans of southwest Asia- Russia gets it and the inhabitants are moved to Pakistan.
Syria, Jordan, Lebanon, Sinai, Gaza, Iraq- Israel gives them 48 hours to vacate to Saudi Arabia or Iran and then nukes what is left.
Iran- Nuke it, give inhabitants opportunity to relocate to Pakistan, turn what remains into a U.S. military province, self-supported with oil revenue.
Pakistan- India nukes it and we nuke what they miss. Its glow serves as a reminder to all future muslims.
Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, Dubai, Oman, UAE, and Yemen- Inhabitants quarantined and barred from leaving visiting the world outside of the peninsula.
Indonesia- Divided between Australia, India, New Guinea,
Philippines, and the U.S. (Java for military province).
Balkans- Serbia
Turkey- Surrenders European lands north of the straits and Constantinople to Bulgaria. Surrenders all lands west of Ankara to Greece. Surrenders all lands east of Ankara to the new Greater State of Armenia.
I like the cut of your jib, mister.
A most impressive list, sir, and worthy of consideration by all civilized peoples.
I must, however, point out one omission: you left out the nuclear obliteration of both Makkah and Medina.
Reduce these Devil’s shrines to glowing ashes & the muzzies of the world will be left dazed, stupid, & reeling. Otherwise, their march of terror will drag on ad infinitum.
An excellent start.
The Nuclear Crusade
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Would get my vote.