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To: GrandJediMasterYoda
Suggestion for naming the next Crusade,

“The Nuclear Crusade”

Plan of action:

North Africa- back to the French. Everything gets knocked down and we get a new Club Med. The Arabs can move south or into the Arabian peninsula.

Afghanistan- Neuter all males and then seal the passes in and out with nukes.

The various stans of southwest Asia- Russia gets it and the inhabitants are moved to Pakistan.

Syria, Jordan, Lebanon, Sinai, Gaza, Iraq- Israel gives them 48 hours to vacate to Saudi Arabia or Iran and then nukes what is left.

Iran- Nuke it, give inhabitants opportunity to relocate to Pakistan, turn what remains into a U.S. military province, self-supported with oil revenue.

Pakistan- India nukes it and we nuke what they miss. Its glow serves as a reminder to all future muslims.

Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, Dubai, Oman, UAE, and Yemen- Inhabitants quarantined and barred from leaving visiting the world outside of the peninsula.

Indonesia- Divided between Australia, India, New Guinea,
Philippines, and the U.S. (Java for military province).

Balkans- Serbia

Turkey- Surrenders European lands north of the straits and Constantinople to Bulgaria. Surrenders all lands west of Ankara to Greece. Surrenders all lands east of Ankara to the new Greater State of Armenia.

39 posted on 05/23/2013 6:25:51 AM PDT by SampleMan (Feral Humans are the refuse of socialism.)
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To: SampleMan

I like the cut of your jib, mister.


42 posted on 05/23/2013 6:32:22 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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To: SampleMan

A most impressive list, sir, and worthy of consideration by all civilized peoples.

I must, however, point out one omission: you left out the nuclear obliteration of both Makkah and Medina.

Reduce these Devil’s shrines to glowing ashes & the muzzies of the world will be left dazed, stupid, & reeling. Otherwise, their march of terror will drag on ad infinitum.


53 posted on 05/23/2013 6:50:37 AM PDT by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")
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To: SampleMan

An excellent start.


60 posted on 05/23/2013 6:58:26 AM PDT by Redleg Duke ("Madison, Wisconsin is 30 square miles surrounded by reality.", L. S. Dryfus)
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To: SampleMan

“The Nuclear Crusade”
~~
Would get my vote.


76 posted on 05/23/2013 2:14:39 PM PDT by S.O.S121.500
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