Can’t you just see the campaign posters now?
“Weiner will Never Let you Down”
“Weiner is always accessible to his constituents, 24/7”
“Vote Weiner. You know him deep down.”
“Mayor of NYC? It would have to be a Weiner!”
“Since all of New York already knows his penis is small, he won’t try to prove anything!”
How about “Weiner up in polls”.
“Weiner plunges deep in NY”
“Weiner pushes harder toward vitory”
“If you hated Bush, you’ll love Weiner!”
Current Drudge headline: “Weiner plunges in”