That is why Global Climate Change™ is so much better than Global Cooling or Global Warming ever were.
Is it warmer today than average? It is because of Global Climate Change.™
Is it cooler today than average? It is because of Global Climate Change.™
Is it wetter, dryer, windier, less windy? It doesn't matter! Whatever the weather happens to be, it is because of Global Climate Change.™
Of course, it is all Bush's fault. Bush and those damned SUVs. Womyn and minorities will be hardest hit. The only solution is to tax and spend more.
Now that’s the climate trend of the teens! Whatever is going to happen, there’s proof it is happening, and requires lots of money to fix, or else we’re all doomed to something or other happening. Change you can believe in (facts? we don’t need no stinking facts!).