Hope it wasn't his shoes? Or perhaps his perverted butt-loving personality?
Oh noes!
What's a used up beard like Michelle to do?
"Jeremiah, this is Michelle...you know, Princeton and Hahhhvahd. My Barry has done gone to da Low Down...what's a good old fashioned beard supposed to do."
"I was the First Lady...and now I am just the Last Beard"
"Help me Jerry...my fairy has flown da coup."
Consider if this is worth your extensive and powerful ping lists.
Barry would be welcomed home at the ‘Down Low’ with open arms by more than a few of his old playmates I’m sure.