Posted on 05/16/2013 11:39:20 AM PDT by DeaconBenjamin
You've obviously never been to a European or European style "nude beach." Grandma and Grandpa City.
The people who go to nude beaches, are the people you do not want to see go to nude beaches.
My (paternal) grandfather, Rudy, was a cook at the Fred Harvey restaurants in Chicago. His food was wonderful; although, my Dad told me that it was actually his mother who taught his father how to cook. Both were German. His gravy was to die for. So, Germans can be very good cooks.
The beaches by day, the strip club by night.
They have couches on the beach?
After watching nude babes on the beach all day, some guys may want a little action. Prostitution is legal in Germany. So, “strip club” may mean a little more there than in the U.S.
I believe Warren Zevon wrote about this.
You gotta be careful about the quality of your customers.
I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand
Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain
He was looking for a place called Lee Ho Fook’s
Gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein
He shouldn’t have mentioned “The War”.
I've lived in Saarbrücken, Germany for a year and ate German food as a steady diet. In those days, the early '70's, Germany wasn't as cosmopolitan as it was today, so the only non-German restaurants available served Middle Eastern, Dutch and Italian food--and within a week, I had eaten at every Italian restaurant in town.
Although I like German food, I became so starved for American food that I tried to make a hamburger using a Brötchen, a chewy breakfast roll, as a bun, but it didn't work. There were also no Mexican restaurants and there was no way to make Mexican food, since tortillas, masa and salsa were unavailable.
The Wienerwald, a somewhat upscale restaurant, served the only fried chicken I could find in Germany, but the chicken wasn't cut into parts, as it is here. And if you could find an Argentine restaurant, you could get an American-style steak that wasn't smothered in sauce.
I also never saw a Chinese or Japanese restaurant in Germany.
For the love of humanity DO NOT post pictures.
Sounds fair to me.
Think bottled water.
I haven't but I guess nudity in Germany is no big deal.
Years ago while on a ski trip to Sunshine Village in Alberta Canada, I met two physicians from Germany, a male and female. After a day on the slopes, I decided to take advantage of the whirlpool at the lodge.. So while I'm sitting in the pool with several others, the German couple came strolling in and promptly dropped their towels, they were completely naked...and didn't belong nude.
Another time I was at a small resort in Honduras, lying in the sun on a lounge chair at the beachside bar when this German lady came down, sat down in one of the chais lounges and took her top off. Bratwurst anyone?
That’ll do it for the Ramen Noodles market.
Brass poles on stage.
Who emptied the Whiskey bottle?
Who emptied the Whiskey bottle?
Barbaric.
Response: One way to deal with a bad restaurant meal.
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