Posted on 05/14/2013 12:20:11 PM PDT by Apparatchik
In a letter to a seven-year-old Wisconsin boy, Vice President Joe Biden considers the possibility of guns with chocolate bullets. Biden's letter reads:
Dear Myles,
I am sorry it took me so very long to respond to your letter. I really like your idea. If we had guns that shot chocolate, not only would our country be safer, it would be happier. People love chocolate.
You are a good boy,
Joe Biden
The vice president was responding to Myles's suggestion that guns shoot chocolate bullets.
“He said if we have chocolate bullets, nobody would get hurt and nobody would be sad,” a teacher at the boy's school said. “I’m going to start crying again because he was so insightful.”
Bad even for Neil Kinnock Joe.
If guns shot chocolate i’d have a dozen and weigh 400lbs.
Good thing they don’t!
Joey Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
The dumbest VP in history bar none.
Nanny Bloomberg says only guns that shoot broccoli are allowed in NYC.
Too bad Biden’s old man didn’t shoot blanks.
You know, I can’t fault a seven-year-old for thinking that nobody gets hurt except for those nasty old guns. He probably didn’t choose his parents.
But Joe Biden is SEVENTY.
He could be our President someday, don’t forget.
Joe is a national treasure! Let Joe be Joe!
Biden: “ If I had a chocolate son......”
She is going to cry because he is so insightful? What the freak?!? That is a woman that is looking at life through flying-unicorn-rainbow-fart glasses.
Lyrics to If I Only Had A Brain :
(Scarecrow)
I could wile away the hours
Conferrin’ with the flowers
Consultin’ with the rain
And my head I’d be scratchin’
While my thoughts were busy hatchin’
If I only had a brain
I’d unravel any riddle
For any individ’le
In trouble or in pain
(Dorothy)
With the thoughts you’d be thinkin’
You could be another Lincoln
If you only had a brain
(Scarecrow)
Oh, I would tell you why
The ocean’s near the shore
I could think of things I never thunk before
And then I’d sit and think some more
I would not be just a nuffin’
My head all full of stuffin’
My heart all full of pain
I would dance and be merry
Life would be a ding-a-derry
If I only had a brain
B.S.
Diabetics and people with cocoa allergies could get hurt.
Impeachment/Assassination insurance
Nice going, Mr Vice President.
How about the teacher’s response?
-sniff- “He’s so insightful!” -sniff-
Insightful would be, “Mrs. Uptchuk, how come we got to be in lockdown? Where are the police?”
“Minutes away!” she whispered, as the frame around the door began to splinter.
Always good when someone wants to swallow a bullet. Good grief.
SnakeDoc
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