If you make a sizable donation, I could make sure you don’t get audited...
Typical conversation:
I am here to collect some money for our obamacare awareness program. Nice house and kids you have Mr. Insurance Executive, pity anything happen to them. Now, how much can I put you down for, say $10 million would make you a benefactor on our pyramid of help. We saw your tax records so we know you can easily handle that level. Rocco and Vito will be around to pick up the package, say around 11 AM day after tomorrow. BTW, failure to make the agreed payment means a weekly vig gets added to the principal. Rocco and Vito will be back then either here or at your house right after school lets out.