"geeeesh, wat da ell"
Posted on 05/08/2013 3:15:46 PM PDT by IbJensen
If one were to “follow the genetalia”, I suspect we’d find there are many more like this.
Solves the hair problem.
Obama, himself being somewhat of a pervert during his misspent youth, will probably demand a date.
Nope, just a mutilated man.
Missouri, originally.
I’m glad I amuse you. My thought was that if a coworker asked me to call him Dawn, not Don, my response would be, “What’s the difference?”
Which would probably get me fired for a hate crime.
Mrs. Garrison: Hello doctor, looks like I need an abortion. [sits on the chair and puts his feet on the stirrups]
Doctor: ...an abortion?
Mrs. Garrison: Yeah, I’ve got one growing inside me. Now, are you gonna scramble its brains or just vacuum it out? [a nurse arrives and her jaw drops] ...If you want you can just scramble it and I’ll queef it out myself.
Doctor: Mmister Garrison-
Mrs. Garrison: [correcting him] Mrs. Garrison.
Doctor: Mmrs. Garrison, you can’t have an abortion.
Mrs. Garrison: Don’t you tell me what I can and can’t do with my body! [gets up, goes to the nurse, and hugs her] A woman has a right to choose!
Doctor: No, I mean you’re physically unable to have an abortion, because you can’t get pregnant.
Mrs. Garrison: But I missed my period.
Doctor: You can’t have periods either. [Mrs. Garrison looks surprised] You had a sex change, Mr. Garrison, but you don’t have ovaries or a womb. You don’t produce eggs.
Mrs. Garrison: [sits down] You mean, I’ll never know what it feels like to have a baby growing inside me and then scramble its brains and vacuum it out?
Doctor: N-that’s right.
Mrs. Garrison: But I paid five thousand dollars to be a woman. This would mean I I’m not really a woman. Ih, I’m just a... a I’m just a guy with a mutilated penis!
Doctor: Basically, yes.
Mrs. Garrison: ...Oh boy, do I feel like a jackass.
I have used this picture in several posts, but have had them uttering (as they’re puking): “Barack, Barack, Barack”.
Probably be used to balance out the sterling Sharpton spot.
Wow, who knew that Liberalism is a rare medical condition, or that it was not infectious???
Without it, he looks like a dumpy middle-aged guy.
With the wig, kinda cute.
So, ...yeah.
I'm a little confused. Gonna shower...
How brave he is!
I feel very sorry for this person. Bless their heart. What a tragedy! His mother should be shot. She screwed up this kid and his kids and his poor wife; all for money!
Sorry, but, this is sad.
"geeeesh, wat da ell"
My son, as I had one back then, had a chainsaw. Loved it, was his favorite toy.
Sounds like my neighbor of 23 years.
Two years ago, on Memorial Day weekend, he walked his dog down our road, in short shorts, a little pink tank, strappy sandals and hoop earrings. Everyone’s jaws dropped.
The only difference between this story and my neighbor is that his wife and 20 something kids still live in the home. You can’t make this stuff up.
GUILTY!
So when half the population is some sort of homemade “gender,” can we stop with the affirmative-action of homemade gender types?
Surgically mutilating a healthy body will not cure mental illness.
Maybe they were lining up to shoo him out the door and this is a ploy to keep them from “discriminating “ against him. There have been worse movie scripts.
What’s with all the “she” and “her” references?
He was male at the instant of his conception, and he’ll be a male the day he dies, no matter what he pays some butcher surgeon to do to him.
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