“My father-in-law still won’t talk about the bribes he had to pay on both sides of the border.”
We didn’t pay any bribes. We did tip one guy for expedited service even though he wasn’t the one who normally did that job. Run through another guy’s in-box and put the application on the top of the stack. Heh, heh, heh.
My f-i-l will admit that the biggest bribes involved getting onto...and then off of...the airplane.
Once he was onto free soil...well, the bribing didn’t end, but it slowed considerably.