Do you live here in SC? Did you work to support Mark Sanford before he lost his mind? Were you humiliated by the Appalachian Trail/Argentine Tail sob fest after he was caught going AWOL and spending the taxpayers' money on rides to South America to get laid? Did you think he had gone away and wouldn't disgrace us further? There's a well of bitterness to drink from, and making coy "I'd hit that" remarks about his rotten piece of tail doesn't help.
There used to be a guy here on FR who posted pictures of South American women in thong underwear, cajoling men here to get rid of their fat American wives and mail-order one from Brazil or Argentina. Maybe that was Mark Sanford in disguise.