Skip to comments.Sunday Morning Talk Show Thread 5 May 2013
Posted on 05/05/2013 5:11:25 AM PDT by Alas Babylon!
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Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Remington 870 shotgun right in the doorway. I gave it 6 shells, and noticing that it had no legs, even placed it in my wheelchair to help it get around. I then left it alone and went about my business.
While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign right in front of our house.
After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting there in the wheelchair, right where I had left it. It hadn’t rolled itself outside. It certainly hadn’t killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had been
presented to do so. In fact, it hadn’t even loaded itself.
Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the media hype about how dangerous guns are and how they kill
people. Either the media is wrong, and it’s the misuse of guns by PEOPLE that kills people, or I’m in possession of the laziest gun in the world.
Alright, well I’m off to check on my spoons. I hear they’re making people fat.
Great analogy! Need every liberal to read it!
You definitely have a lazy gun! Check those wayward spoons and sheathe all knives no matter how dull or what condition their feet are in.The govt. is counting on us and counting us as well.
Thanks! I posted it to my Facebook account and the comments, well, were lacking in number. My liberal, gun control friends wouldn’t comment!
I know Marco is damaged goods here, Hot Air and elsewhere. But, I still can’t help but think that if he hadn’t joined the goofy gang of eight and hung around McQueeg so much he wouldn’t have backtracked so bad and all but destroyed himself among conservatives.We sometimes forget he’s a first year Senator,a lot to learn.
If gets comes back in our good graces it will take a miracle. We better all hope the House kills the amnesty bill.
Stevie Lynch lost to Eddie Mahkey (Markey.D.MA) 36 years in Congress , no job, used parent’s address in Malden. MA . Lynch is a former Ironworker, not a bad dude...but a serious Dem. troll. He is being groomed to take Mahkey’s place in Congress... but again... he’s too dumb.
This is a parallel move to block Gomez (rino)... who’s is a sleaze.
This is Ted kennedy’s legacy of Idiots on steroids.
Gawd... I hate these morons!
As they say a stopped clock is still right twice a day. McCain did well today: by God’s grace, his obsequiousness did not impede his firm grasp of the obvious.
So you give Clinton a pass because he has a + rating in polls?
How dense are you? I find it disturbing that the second President ever to be impeached, who lied under oath, and had his law license suspended could enjoy such popularity. It is a sad reflection on the American people.
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