“Trouble in Lake Wobegone. I guess that they are all really above average now. Kansas and Texas beckon.”
Crap... Folks are already moving here (Texas) faster than we can build houses and roads. Got an idea. Not trying to be un-neighborly or anything like that, but why don’t you good folks take back your own state? Maybe team up with Michigan and Illinois conservatives and kick some @$$. Those inner city punks can’t fight. Heck, they even turn their guns sideways so you know they can’t hit nothing.....
We’ll take ‘em. But, only if they buy some land, get some horses, goats, cattle; and if they don’t have any guns we’ll take ‘em down to Cabela’s.
“Not trying to be un-neighborly or anything like that, but why don’t you good folks take back your own state? Maybe team up with Michigan and Illinois conservatives and kick some @$$. “
Now there’s an idea! Carried to the extreme, all the productive members of society will have congregated in Texas and a few other states. Then it will be time to “recut the USA state boundaries and make it easier for those of like mind to live nearer to each other.
Those who encouraged immigration have lived to regret it.