Funeral home director: No one wants to bury bomb suspect

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[raccoonradio]

Try the Kruschev Funeral Home: “We Will Bury You”

[duffee]

Exactly, that’s the appropiate place for human waste. I’ve recommended this for years for the remains of tyrants, despots, terroists, and death penalty recieptants, only we should piss on them before we flush. Let those who would enshrine and glorify them decorate a toilet with flowers.

[lowbridge]

New in town?
Yeah.
Where are you from?
Dodge. You?
Tombstone.
See any action up there?
Tombstone?
Same. People all settled down, like.
Same all over.
Injun lovers!
Easy. Just wind. We’ll get there.
It’s not gettin’ up there that bothers me. It’s stayin’ up there that I mind.
Comin’ up behind us on the left.
I don’t think so.
Second-storey window. Curtain moved.
I’m not in a good position. Let him stick his neck out.
You elected?
No.
I got nominated real good.
Boys, why don’t you just turn around now - save yourselves a lot of trouble?
Soon, huh?
The reception committee is forming.

[lowbridge]

[bgill]

"My problem here is trying to find a gravesite. A lot of people don't want to do it.

You accepted the smelly decaying body so you're stuck with it. So sad, too bad.

[duffee]

Since bacon and ham are a major part of my favorite food group I am not in favor of feeding these despots to the hogs.

[hoagy62]

When I saw the title of this thread, I was anticipating memorable and highly imaginative responses.

I have not been disappointed.

[central_va]

Cook him in a pressure cooker(s), then feed him to the pigs.

[PghBaldy]

Someone in Chechnya is apparently trying to raise money for Speedbump’s younger brother. I don’t know why we can’t just cremate him and mail him back there. Course they’ll probably use the container to build a bomb.

[txrefugee]

Marinate him in pig fat. Throw him in the ocean like they did Bin Laden.

[Born to Conserve]

Give him to me. I’ll bury him with pigs.

[dfwgator]

If it were me, he’d wind up as pig poop.

[Arrowhead1952]

We have a lot of hungry feral hogs in Texas.

[exit82]

Cremation. Spread the ashes in Mochelle’s garden at the WH.

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[Sub-Driver]

Saturday morning fun.......

[Rummyfan]

A funeral home director was scrambling to find a cemetery that would bury a suspect in the Boston Marathon bombings....

Burn the body and dump the ashes in Boston harbor.

[peteyd]

Perfect for the piece of crap-ola that he was.

[PALIN SMITH]

Bury him at sea.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Cremate him, then down the toilet!