[King Hawk]

3 less low info voters, 3 less baby daddies, 3 less suckin’ the guvmint teet.

[Ax]

UIC, hmmm? Why does the University of Illinois Chicago ring a bell? Oh, yeah! That’s where Bill Ayres is hiding from the law.

[Venturer]

Hard to say how many robberies and rapes have been avoided.