[Zakeet]

This wouldn't have happened if we would have had less global warming and more gun control!

[Borges]

Chicago’s South Shore neighborhood? Michelle Obama’s former stomping ground. She lived there.

[ConservativeStatement]

Did Tytrell Jackson’s friends call him Ty or T.J.? I hope it wasn’t Tyt.

[TheBattman]

Gun control is working wonders for Chicago!!! Lets try it nationwide!

[AZLiberty]

At least three people were killed and 17 wounded in shootings across Chicago overnight as the city saw its warmest weather in seven months.

Global warming is a huge risk to Chicago. If the temps go up another degree or two, it will look like Syria, and Obama will have to draw another red line.

[Venturer]

Hot Damn , that’s knocking ‘em.

What was it Clay Allison said???
I never shot a man that didn’t need it.

[JRandomFreeper]

Time to go door-to-door and roust people out of their homes without a warrant and search the houses.

Oh, wait... that might be dangerous to the cops in Chicago.

/johnny

[True Grit]

Looks like the Chicago food stamp rolls just lost a few more not to mention a cleansing of their gene pool.

[easternsky]

Stockton stats from the weekend was running a close second

[zbogwan2]

Chicago ought to invite 10,000 Gang Bangers a weekend to a stadium. Arm them all and put them in a coliseum like enclosure and let them battle it out. It wouldn’t take long for the gun related killings to stop. All the Gang Bangers would thusly be eliminated by their own accord.

[publius911]

Can’t we just save time and get monthly reports?

[SgtHooper]

Oh those kids...gollee, just a night of fun.