Nanny State PING!
Because they have nothing better to do than keep trying to protect us.
Damn it! I sometimes chew the caffeinated military gum when I’m on nightshift. Guess that makes me some sort of criminal? Or maybe it just makes me a big dumb dummy & the FDA will save me from myself.
I like the idea of caffeinated gum. It might be fun... the faster you chew, the faster you chew, the faster you chew.
We live in a country where it’s legal to kill your babies and your 15 year old daughters can buy the morning after pill without a parents knowledge, sex is taught to children in kindergarden, the Boy Scouts is soon going to become the Gay Scouts, perverts can get married and/or adopt children, the Bill of Rights and 2A only applies in some states, where treason is no longer a crime and on and on.
But you can be sure that the FDA will make sure that your chewing gum is safe, in their view.
Flouride. Don’t forget flouride.
A waste of time and money.
Sure, let 15 yr old girls (or even younger if I’m correct) get abortion drugs across the counter but don’ t you dare sell them gum or tail mix with caffeine!
Isn’t Barry’s unicorn nanny state just terrific?!