I am so glad that our public employees are spending our money and time on UFO hearings. That to me is the most important thing on my mind all the time . . . not the babies being slaughtered in that Philadelphia killing field, not a Kenyan-born illegal alien living in my White House, not (fill in the blank).
And as soon as they're done with the UFOs, I hope they take up the Big Foot problem too.
Every day that I have to go to work to pay my hard earned money to give to our government, I get "tingles" knowing how they're being spent.