OK....but did Clint tell you I dig my own worms and bait my own hook? AND yes,,,take da fish off da hook, scale it, gut it, filet it, fry it, and eat it...You want one? Go get your own worm and dip it in yon lake......and pray!
(this is getting funny as chit, I hope you are enjoying the laugh as much as I am)
Next to being the world’s worst golfer, I’m the world’s worst fisherman.
No patience. That’s why they call it “fishing” and not “catching”. They just visit my bait. Never caught a damned fish in my life with a pole and hook.
Now, give me an M-80, tape and a rock, and I’ll throw it lit into a lake, and dozens will float-up. All I need’s a net. Now that’s fishing!
(No, not that idiot’s grenade by the boat vid clip... I ain’t that dumb.)