[Mamzelle]

Well, I don’t shrink from the term. It’s an honorable occupation. If you want to be a housewife, go for it. I like the old-fashioned sound of the term. “Homemaker” sounds all panty waist, like I’m afraid for people to know that I like things confortable...

[Osage Orange]

I've cleaned them. Replaced them. Reset them. Plumbed them. And done extensive work on them.

I think I've done enough work on them to qualify as whatever you want to call me.

Dumbass...even fits. : )