Gosh, you really have to hand it to these guys...
One can only hope it wasn’t their right hands.
Otherwise, how would they eat?
Geniuses at work!
Something is out of hand here, I just can’t put my finger on it.
This story is the perfect blend of horrible and amusing.
Happy to hear that European socialism is working out so well for those countries (sarc). And the asshats in Congress and the POS POTUS wants us to go down the same track? Brilliance never before exhibited in the history of mankind (except in Europe for the past 70 years...)
Why didn’t they use the American way to government paid disability?
Back pain and mental health issues...
It looks like Socialism is starting to cost an arm and a leg now.
Darwin Award, Spanish style.
Guy made claims to ELEVEN separate insurers?
He shoulda known you can’t make claims unless you’re insured
by them!
Described as “penniless”, how could he a**ord paying premiums
to ELEVEN separate insurers?
Am I missing something?
...limbless ping....
Their plot was foiled when they went to submit their insurance claim, and couldn’t sign the forms.
An Islamic government would chop the hands off these thieves - but it’s too late for that.
If they get together they can give themselves a round of applause.
There goes the love life...
They thought they had the insurance company in the palm of their hand, but now they’re stumped.
He's a very humerus fellow.
Ulna-t go for the low-hanging fruit.
Sharia law at work. Punished before doing the crime.
Dumb & Dumber
DESPERADO (Why Don't You Keep All Your Fingers?)
Tune: "Desperado"
Desperado
Why don't you keep all your fingers?
See your hand, how it lingers
For so long now
Oh, you're a plotter
And I know that you got your reasons
This saw that is teasin' you
Can hurt you somehow
Don't you try to fool insurers, boy
They'll see why you're disabled
You know how paople say you've never been that bright
Now it seems to me your left hand
Has been laid upon your table
'Cause you always want the stuff that ain't your right
Desperado
Oh, you ain't gettin' no money
They won't find it funny
They'll charge you with fraud
And brilliant?--oh, brilliant--
Well, that's just how it's appearin'
But you'll only hear the sound
Of one hand applaud
Don't you use both hands when it's dinner time?
The knife and fork make a pair so fine
It's hard to eat your supper with just one
You're losin' half your batting gloves
Ain't it funny you can't fill 'em once you're done
Desperado
Why don't you take off your goggles?
The mind fairly boggles
This ain't no game
Your brain is buzzin'
But there's a buzzsaw before you
You bet your agent will ignore you--
Bet he will ignore you--
You bet your agent will ignore you
Your plan is so lame