[Cyber Liberty]

I’m sorry, but Rat and Brassiere didn’t surprise me. Really. What surprised me was the way Obastard whined about Congress (read that: “Republicans”) in his speech at the Library. If Obastard had an molecule of grace in him, he’d deflate and fly about the room like a spent balloon.

[snuffy smiff]

If Obastard had an molecule of grace in him, he’d deflate and fly about the room like a spent balloon.

which reminded me of this:

If Obama were any more thin-skinned, he’d need a reservoir tip. --Dennis Miller