Gotta’ have a sense of humor as a waitress . . . When they go to seat me, I always ask for a table near a waitress. They love that.
And, if the soups of the day are chicken soup and pea soup, I always ask for the chicken soup . . . pause . . . and then ask the waitress if she could hold the chicken and make it pea.
Or, I’ll say, “Instead of a tip, howzabout’ my wife helps clear the table?”
Get some good laughs out of that one. No wonder my wife doesn’t like to go to restaurants with me.
Haha...I like that...may I borrow it ?
When they ask me where I would like to sit, I say "the eating section, please"......good for a laugh too...