NO, BAN ALL STORING OF SMALL BOATS IN BACK YARDS IN THE OPEN WHERE HELICOPTERS CAN SEE THEM AND STOP THE SALES OF ALL BOAT TARPS. AND, WHILE WE'RE AT IT, BAN ALL WEARING OF BALL CAPS BACKWARDS.
BAN ALL WEARING OF BALL CAPS BACKWARDS
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Great suggestion!!! You should get the Bloomberg Award for that one. LOL