I'll never buy another thing from Williams-Sonoma!
Oh - wait. I don't shop there now...
Reminds me of my yuppie brother-in-law who took his family to spend a week in a rural cabin in the Appalachian Mountains. He got a hankering for stir-fry but could not find a wok amongst the kitchen utensils (hard to believe...I know!) He scoured the shelves of the local Walmart before finding a boxed electric wok, coated in dust, buried on the top shelf.
He took it to the cashier who stared at it a long time, stared at him, looked back at the wok and then said, “Y’all aren’t from around here, are ya?”
Oh - wait. I don't shop there now...
You'd have to be a little light in the loafers.