[Condor51]

Sorry Doc but this would only work on me if it was Beck's beer (or St Paulie Girl in a pinch). All American 'beer' tastes like pee (looks like it too) and that's not just my opinion₍₁₎.

Plus we put chemical additives in our 'beer' -- I get splitting migraines from one sip of American 'beer -- where in Germany that's against the law, just read the label on a Beck's beer bottle.

(1) Based on a Poll of all Germans who've come to the USA and tried to drink the swill we make here and call 'beer'.

[KevinDavis]

I like Beer from Britain, Belgium, and Germany.. I’m a beer snob....