Yes, I do speak Spanish - which is why people from Latin America often ask me if I have Spanish antecedents, and are surprised to learn that I don’t. My American parents spoke several languages.
Close enough!
As far as the PC crowd is concerned...you're "Hispanic". So, what part of Spain are you from anyway?
So, what's the value of that, dining with famous Mexican scientists, mathematical geniuses, ordering properly at Taco Bell...or does it simply allow you to communicate with wetbacks?
Speaking of which, regarding "the problem"...how far along are you with solving it?