Everybody needs to send their kids in Guns & Roses shirts.
When I was this kids age I had a neighbor who drove for a local brewery. He used to give us kids different sorts of swag, including t-shirts emblazoned with the company (beer) logo.
I made the mistake of wearing such a t-shirt to school and was given the choice of changing into something from the lost~&~found pile or going home. I guess it was the enthusiasm with which I shouted “Go home!” that rankled them such that they called my mom and insisted she come fetch me.
I learned early on what joyless people the indoctrinators were ;-)