"I want to be called Loretta".
"I want to have a baby"
Reggie: "Where's it going to gestate? A box?"
Or South Park:
Hello doctor, looks like I need an abortion.
Yeah, I’ve got one growing inside me.
Now, are you gonna scramble its brains
or just vacuum it out? ...If you want
you can just scramble it and I’ll queef
it out myself.
Mmrs. Garrison, you can’t have an abortion.
Don’t you tell me what I can and can’t
do with my body! A woman has a right
No, I mean you’re physically unable
to have an abortion, because you can’t
But I missed my period.
You can’t have periods either. You
had a sex change, Mr. Garrison, but
you don’t have ovaries or a womb. You
don’t produce eggs.
You mean, I’ll never know what it feels
like to have a baby growing inside me
and then scramble its brains and vacuum
But I paid five thousand dollars to
be a woman. This would mean I I’m not
really a woman. Ih, I’m just a... a
I’m just a guy with a mutilated penis!
...Oh boy, do I feel like a jackass.
One of the all-time funniest sketches.
Who they hell thought it would come true?