Bush’s fault.
It’s the sequester.
If only the Republicans would have agreed to (even more) tax increases, this would have been avoided.
Think of how much worse it would have been without the Obama team’s herculean efforts.
It’s a cabal of old rich white guys who just hate the fact that a (semi-) black man is President.
Well, you see, it’s... SQUIRREL!
(Did I miss any?)
You forgot that good old standby - global warming.
I think you missed Global Warming, but that’ll get us through today.