Let’s see, she’ll have to do the following in her “transition”:
1) Return Vince Foster to life.
2) Admit she abused his corpse to get his body removed to that park.
3) Admit that she rifled all of his files before the officials got there.
4) Admit that she was never fired on by live rounds in the Middle East.
5) Return the stolen FBI files.
6) Apologize to the New Zealand elementary kids for lying about how she got her name.
7) Return the part of the $100,000 of public property stolen from our White House.
8) Tell Chelsea who her father really is.
9) Admit that she perjured herself innumerable times during her White House stay.
10) Admit to her homosexual lifestyle.
11) (Fill in the blank)
Until then, her transitioning will be lame.
She’s transitioning from UGLY to FUGGING UGLY!