[Ken H]

A statement on the Seattle Police Department blotter Monday says the "hard-boiled tale" began Sunday afternoon, "when one woman reportedly pushed a child aside as her own child was scrambling toward some brightly colored eggs.

heh.

[Exit148]

This was NOT a yolking matter!

[Kickass Conservative]

Did the kid she shoved fall over Easy or Hard?

Did all the King’s Horses and all the King’s Men show up to stop the fight?

[Larry Lucido]

The chick is a Benedict Arnold. She will be in the Albumen of Peepetrators.