Just think, I'll be able to say I knew you before you became an Internet Titan!
I'm thinking of starting my own search site and calling it Fork.com. I might have to buy the www.fork.com domain but what the hell, seems like the owner is not doing much with it anyway.
So instead of "googling" your way around the internet, you can "fork" your way around the internet using my Fork search engine. Imaging "forking" Sandra Bullock instead of just "googling" her. Now that's what I'm talking about. Fork.com could potentially make me one of those Internet billionaires and I'll be able to roller skate down the hallway of my corporate headquarters, not shave every morning and show up late for meetings and nobody will be able to do anything about it because I will own the company and I will be hailed as a genius.
I'll make the cover of WIRED and technology paparazzi will flock to my press conferences as I announce my latest product - in "beta" form of course. Forget Google glasses. I'm going to embed the Internet into a fork so that you can surf the Internet while you're eating.
But back to the doodles, I'm going to have the best holiday doodles on my Fork.com search engine landing page in the industry. For example, on Patriots Day, I'm going to have a bunch of dead Redcoats on the top with their blood trickling down the page to form the word FORK. On St. Patricks Day, I'm going to have web page go green and there will be a drunken leprechaun spilling green beer into the FORK logo. On V-J Day, I'm going to show a Japanese Zero warplane on fire crashing into the FORK logo with a mushroom cloud coming up from below.
It will be awesome. And yes, people will complain. Then I shall go public and list my stock for $17.76 a share.
Just think, I'll be able to say I knew you before you became an Internet Titan!