[eastforker]

Austin, as in Texas??Why would they want bomb an ally??

[infowarrior]

Austin, as in Texas??Why would they want bomb an ally??

Maybe because, the Kim family, the *hereditary* 'leaders' of poor, backward, benighted North Korea, are crazy as loons, and none too bright, to boot?

the infowarrior

[fieldmarshaldj]

They don’t like the competition from Austin, the Weird City. They want to be the weirdest on the planet.

[fella]

Austin, as in Texas??Why would they want bomb an ally??

Most likely they really want to hit Fort Hood or maybe the Lockheed plant in Fort worth (Home of the F-22 and F-35). But what the hey, Texas is a big place and even they might be able to hit it, sure would hate it if they were to accidentally take out Neuwavo Laredo or Cuidad Juarez.

[texanyankee]

[Daus]

Didn’t you read the article? He’s an Apple guy, he’s bombing Dell. :)

[Gamecock]

Austin, as in Texas??Why would they want bomb an ally??

Because of the family’s passion for Apple Macs.

Austin represents Dell.

[Bryanw92]

>>Austin, as in Texas??Why would they want bomb an ally??

Same for Washington DC and Los Angeles. I think that’s just a map that shows the distances to Dear Leader’s Faceboook friends.

[randog]

Austin, as in Texas??Why would they want bomb an ally??

I was wondering likewise about bombing the US West Coast. Why would they bomb their state-side reserve troops?

[Monorprise]

“Austin, as in Texas??Why would they want bomb an ally??”

Shh!! Don’t give them any ideas they also got Los Angeles, Washington D.C., and Hawaii.

By the time their done we might actually be able to fight North Korea. LoL