So.. you want to have a baby on your own, and a friend helps you...You are committing a crime?
You MUST go to the doctor, and have a legal entity service you- or else?
I am sorry for what happened here, but they all knew what they were doing.
You dont need a medical degree to isert a catheter- you can by them on TV now and insert them yourself.
My daughter in OR had her baby at home with midwife just fine. Hospitals and Doc have accidents too.