A JOB??? Uh, well, thanks for the offer, comrade, but, uh, as you may know being a revolutionary is a full time job. I have to spend all of my time blogging for my fearless leader and...Mom, I can't talk now, I'm posting on the internet... sorry about that. Anyway, I tend to look at my revolutionary status as a lifestyle anyway, as "jobs" are so capitalist sounding.
Well, let me know if you ever make it out of the basement. Say “HI!” to your mom for me, and let her know I’ll be at the Motel 6 at the usual time.
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