“heriff are at least Junior High Graduates. Also campaign for round-abouts instead of needless traffic lights. These will have the immediate effect of removing bad drivers from the gene pool with extreme prejudice.”
I was with you until you mentioned ROUNDABOUTS. They are now being constructed in rural Wisconsin, sometimes several in a row. The Euroweenies who push these monstrosities do not countenance their effect on wide loads and farm machinery. This ain’t London. Worse, the promoters maintain that fatalities are reduced, even while increasing the raw number of accidents substantially, doing NOTHING for the gene pool.
Your Graduate Badger Engineers are all Liberal Pinko Greenies might be your problem. As Euroweenies, they are probably basing their designs on Denmark or somewhere where the farmers have teenie-wimp equipment. I will personally re-design these roundabouts to take out unskilled drivers on the very first pass, leaving ample room for your biggest bean harvesters, threshers, big tractors, and manure spreaders.
I also recommend a driver's training course for your Mexicans.(Don't lie to me, Doc! I know you are using illegal alien labor on those farms!) Once they get the hang of it, they are usually OK. Plus, with that Aztec background they ain't too squeamish about sacrificing the inept.
Gimme your address!