[GrandJediMasterYoda]

He’s like clockwork this guy. I was saying last week every Monday he comes up with a new thing to ban, and sure enough. Somebody should make a website “What will Bloomberg ban” and you can place bets. Coffee? Tea? Sugar? Tanning salons? Bagels? I would say alcohol but believe it or not he is working on that. He tried last year but I know he isn’t giving up. Yes, prohibition returns.

[deoetdoctrinae]

In a related story, residents of Bloombergopolis must now prove they are 21 or older in order to purchase

Don't laugh, it could happen!

[firebrand]

He tried to ban Happy Hour.

I’m sure some of my favorite restaurant/bar owners told him what might happen to him if he did.

And now the long-suffering candy store owners will have to cover their cigarette cases with a tarp or something. How are they going to put them in drawers or closets? Does Bloombird know how small these places are? Has he ever gone into one to buy his own newspaper?

Any suggestions for what message should be on the tarp?