Yes, I know it sounds horrid, and I thought the same... but it is not. I cannot describe why it is delicious, but it is.
Fried pickles w/ranch dressing—yum! We should post a petition that Moochelle go through basic training on the rations she prescribes for everyone else. It would be so enlightening for her. Limitation of caloric intake for active children and young adults is particularly egregious.