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Books success will be Rigged
Free pass for Liz because shes a Dem
Friday, March 22, 2013
Howie Carr
So U.S. Sen. Granny Warren has now hired a big-time literary agent to peddle her memoirs, and the working title is Rigged.
Rigged? Surely some mistake wouldnt Hammered be a much more appropriate title?
Or even better, Faked.
Somewhere, Scott Brown is shaking his head. Because he knows that the same nastiness and cheap shots that he endured after his million-dollar payday for Against All Odds will not be leveled against the author of Hammered, er, I mean, Faked.
The reason is very simple. The fake Indian is a Democrat. Scott Brown is a Republican.
I can write the reviews of Grannys book right now, as theyll run in the Globe (assuming the broadsheet hasnt followed the Phoenix into well-deserved oblivion by the time the tome comes out in 18 months or so).
Awe-inspiring ... must-read ... fascinating ... a classic for the ages ... a Mother Jones Pick of the Year. ...
Certain accolades are reserved exclusively for the Beautiful People Pulitzer Prizes, Profiles in Courage Awards and, of course, good book reviews.
Actually, Scott Brown didnt get the proper savaging that most of the Morrissey Boulevard moonbats would have liked to have given him. The problem was, Browns $1 million advance was less than Gov. Deval Patricks $1.35 million.
Anyway, a month or so after both memoirs came out, Scotts sales of 15,534 were described in Politico as disappointing. Deval sales were approximately 6,000 a best-seller!
But Devals grab for the gelt gave Scott cover. A Globe columnist, writing her own stuff for once, sadly noted that with Deval pulling another major Coke-Texaco type corporate heist, Its hard to tag (Brown) as uniquely opportunistic.
Still, slam him the moonbats did. Somebody on DU.com said Browns book was worse than Mein Kampf. I think they were kidding, but maybe Ill tweet that to the Globe and see whether theyll run with it. Somebody in Plymouth questioned whether Brown might have fabricated the (sexual-molestation) story.
Not identifying the molester a permanent unsightly stain on his moral character.
But pretending to be an Indian to steal affirmative-action slots at two Ivy League law schools nothing to see folks, move along. And I guarantee you the genteel rumpswabs who review Grannys tome will not bring it up. If you cant say something good about a fake Indian ...
Its always been this way. Newt Gingrich in 1995 gets a $4.5 million advance from Rupert Murdoch he had to give it back. Five years later, Hillary Clinton grabs $8 million no problemo.
The Globe review noted Browns book wasnt quite as good as Profiles in Courage or Dreams of My Father. How could it be? Those books were written er, ghostwritten by Democrats.
One things for sure. It doesnt matter how many copies it sells, Rigged will be a best-seller. Itll be rigged.