[Libloather]

Well, he did have Commiecare.

[MotorCityBuck]

Stuff the Commie in a Twinkie, and he will be just fine. :)

[KarlInOhio]

CARACAS — Venezuela's government said on Wednesday it may not be possible to embalm the remains of late leader Hugo Chavez as planned because the process should have been started earlier.

Like 1999.

[RetiredTexasVet]

Put him out in the sun .... sort of like making buffalo chips which are very durable and burn.

[TigersEye]

Stuff him like a jackalope!

[jazusamo]

Get Jimmy Carter down there to say a few words for Hugo, Jimmy can’t shut up and it seems he’ll be here forever.

[Gay State Conservative]

I really think he can last forever.After all,neither the lowliest bacteria (bacterium?) nor maggot would touch him in a million lifetimes.

[varmintman]

Ever notice how much trouble these commie bastards have with the simple ideas of mortality and death??

[Mercat]

I’m thinking he was dead about a week before they admitted it. Had him on ice. Not good once he thawed out. ewwwww

[smokingfrog]

Stuff him into a pickle barrel. That should do it.

[sergeantdave]

Hugo has been dead since 1956.

[VeniVidiVici]

Yes, that sulphur smell *is* coming from up here now.

[WKB]

Display your carcass in Caracas

[Bubba_Leroy]

A good taxidermist can still skin and mount him just fine.

[Deathtomarxists]

Chavez needs to preserved just like the dinosaur puree he sells us - stick him underground, grind him up, and spit whatevers left into the engine of a 47 Chrysler. Then the real fun starts.

[Charles Martel]

Pore Jud is daid, pore Jud Fry is daid;
He's lookin' oh, s'purdy and s'nice.
He looks like he's asleep, it's a shame that he won't keep,
But it's summer and we're runnin' out of ice.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

Something tells me Chavez has been at room temp for a lot longer than they’re admitting...

[Secret Agent Man]

Put him in line at the DMV. It’ll be like eternity.

[tumblindice]

“El maestro es decomposing-o.”

[Republican1795.]

Perhaps... but just look at Lenin... he’s still preserved.

[Trod Upon]

I’ve thought him a rotten SOB for years now, so it’s nice to have my suspicions confirmed.