Do women become fat because they are lesbians or do women become lesbians because they are fat?
Where do I apply for my grant to study this pressing issue?
There probably is no other objective to this study than to give employment to some fat lesbians in academia. Much of what the government spends is just to give money to people who are too proud to beg and are not gainfully employabe within a free market.
The NIH.
“Do women become fat because they are lesbians or do women become lesbians because they are fat?”......quit it! you’re readin’ my mind! because of their poor figures, they can’t attract men, but they still need someone to command those still essential phallic toys, so they announce that they’re lesboes. and furthermore, why are so many somewhat attractive females labeling themselves as lesbians nowadays? Could it be that birth control and abortion have made sex easier for men to find, because there are no consequences for sex, so the men take advantage of it....hasn’t variety always been the spice of life? huh? wouldn’t men apt to more unlikely to make a marital commitment to a female, if there’s a steady supply of willing sex partners on the next bar stool, or sprinkled across the internet? the gals get tired of being jilted, so they shack up with other females, and share the toys. No more heartbreak! imho, birth control and abortion have ushered in runaway faux lesbianism, and real breast cancer....so much for women being liberated....and they keep voting in mass for the politicians who maneuvered them in this hateful position.